The Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Parkway (also simply known as the Llan'goch Parkway) is the main thoroughfare through Port Random, built by RDPIsOnCrack. This road is named after the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which is "St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilio of the Red Cave" in English. It is divided into 3 main sections, the Western Llan'goch Expressway, the Central Road, and the Eastern Expressway.
Western Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Expressway
This barely started expressway, linking Downtown Port Random to the Western Port Random suburbs, begins at the Donald J. Trump Turnpike and will end at a yet to be determined location. It is designed to be an exposed underground highway to reduce the need for bridges.
Central Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Parkway
This passage, which is the only completed part, traverses through both Central and East Port Random and the downtown areas. It will be controlled by traffic lights. A major planning failure of this part is the bottleneck at the Union rail terminal, where no other means of connecting East Port Random and Central Port Random exists. A solution is currently being planned.
Eastern Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Expressway
This is a planned, currently unbuilt passage connecting East Port Random to the planned city/town of San Tarantino in the north.
- This is, without any doubt, the longest place name and wikia article name in the UMS.